by on APRIL 15, 2011 · VIEW COMMENTS
Whether it be a self love session or anal penetration, lube is something we guys use when it cums to fulfilling our sexual needs. The type of lube or the method in which you get it depends entirely on your personal POV. While chatting up various people about their preferred method of anal entry and monkey spanking, I found some interesting anthropological findings…All this lube business makes Daddy Jeffrey wonder: What the fuck did our caveman ancestors do? It could not have been this complicated for them, could it? Perhaps other than their own saliva they used Dinosaur fluids. Well, whatever the case, lube brings out strong opinions in the male animals I know…Grr!
For my first stop on the lube caravan, I thought I would check in with two big time porn impresarios. In the house we have the ultimate Daddy, the ubiquitous Jake Cruise! If you don’t know who he is, what kind of daddy or admirer are you? You qualify for a reaaal hard spanking, Jeffrey Huntwell style (is there any other?). Jake had this to share with me:
“Hmm. Well, to be honest I prefer spit! If I use lube I really like silicone because you don’t have to keep applying it over and over. I use ID’s silicone lube.”
So Jake suggests a healthy does of saliva, unless you prefer something bottled – then silicone will do the trick. Hmm…now let’s see what big time porn director and actor Gino Colbert has to say on this subject:
“Just plain old spit. There’s nothing like it. If you know how to use it properly, who the hell needs lube?!?”
OK, I see a theme in these two answers…time for a spit break!
Let’s check our throbbing cocks in with another sector of the gay world: the gay erotica author, with two of Daddy Jeffrey’s good friends and former interview subjects: James Buchanan & Rick R. Reed!
James, king of the strap-on, has this wisdom to impart:
“GUN OIL. The water based product is slick as hell and doesn’t screw up the really expensive silica toys. The silica is even more fun, but don’t, in the heat of play, mix up the two. Seriously, ‘cause what that shit does to a silica based dong…man, it’s just soooo wrong.”
So, when using a dildo….
Wild man and sex toy Rick R. Reed whipped it out and told me:
“Whatever’s in the nighthstand drawer, whatever’s in the kitchen cabinet, whatever I can work up in my mouth…these are a few of my favorite lubes.”
Thanks, slut boy – spit is getting a lot of high praise, and it is economical, too!
Former co-star and interview Andrew Addams thought I was asking him how to go green, apparently (the only green I would ask of anyone would have to be able to make its way to my bank account)!
“What kind of process do these lubes go through to make sure they are safe for the public? It’s like food for the other end. Anyone remember Nonoxynol 9?”
Uh, Andrew, last time I checked I was putting some on my cock and your ass and using it to fuck you! Interesting…OK, why not? Go Green! Woo Hoo!
On to another fellow porn bear, Joe Falconi! (No, I have not co-starred with the mighty power bottom, although I am a jack hammer top, and Joe has a huge bubble ass…oh, hold on, time for another spit break…OK, finished, here is what the mighty booty likes his hole worked up with.)
“I like my lube to be like my men. In order to be the TOP, it has to make me feel great, last a long time, and not leave me feeling irritated in any way. That’s why I use WET lube. It’s the best – just like my men.”
Hey, Joe, why don’t you come and bend over for me sometime!
Last, but certainly not least, I asked my good friend Dan the Man what he loved to use when he touches himself.
“My favorite lube is olive oil. I use it to jerk off, and it doesn’t taste bad!”
Yes, Dan, I remember those times we went to the nude sunbathing areas in the woods and slathered some on our cocks to work our tools for an appreciative audience. In fact, that is where Dan shot my first DaddyAction solo video! Olive Oil was my bitch that particular day…
Olive Oil…what a feeling! Oh, yeah, what does Daddy Jeffrey use? I am pretty game for anything as long as it feels hot and does the trick. However, for the most part, good old fashioned spit does it for my 8 inch cock and is always readily available…
Time to spit again!
Jack Hard!
Daddy Jeffrey
Daddy Jeffrey
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